Fly Demotivational Poster
HAPPY HOLIDAYS - May you and yours be touched by his noodly appendage this season
APPEARENCE - A man walks down the street with a hat like that, people know he's not afraid of anything
JEALOUSY - It takes advantage of the best of us
ADMIT IT - You'd go to the special hell too
Never saw it Coming -
MOMONGA - Engineered by Japanese scientists within the secret Mt. Fuji labs and trained in the ways of the ninja
5-3? YOU SERIOUS? - I'm on!! Look out below you maple lickers!! Naaaanngaaasssaaaaaa!!!
REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - He boiled for our sins
THE AIR FORCE - For the guys that couldn't fly in the Marines
A CRASH COURSE IN LIFE -
SERENITY - Burn the Land, Boil the Sea; You can't take the sky from me.
NO FLY ZONE... -
AIRMAN - On A Mission From Day One
LEGO FIREFLY - Hey, Gotta continue it somehow.
MOLESTING A BUTTERFLY - It is illegal to molest a butterfly. Molest refers not only to what you're thinking you sicko.
FLYING HORSE - I saw a flying horse today. Sadly, too late.
A STIFF ROD - Imperative for a great day of fishing !
WESTBORO BUTTERFLIES -
HIGH EXPECTATIONS - Its 2011 and there are no hover boards, no self tieing shoes,and no flying cars. The future is a real letdown.
TOP GEAR - On tonight's show Jeremy joins the Jetsons
RED BULL - It gives you wings !!
RULE NO 1 -
WHEN PIGS FLY - Well, how about beagles?
HEY BUDDY -
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR - To infinity...and beyond!
G R A V I T Y - Nobody thinks about it, until you have to land... ...by then,it's too late to save your stupid ass.
FLYING - learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
The Human Bot Fly -
FLYING IS SAFER -
PASTAFARIANISM - Is there a cooler religion?
ALWAYS REMEMBER - It is better to have flying cows than flying monkeys...
SENSE - This image makes none
RULE NUMBER 5 -
THE FLYING SALAD DODGER - She uses the power of deception... she can't actually fly, But she does defeat and consume evil until there is only good left in the world... Or until she is full...
FLYING - Dude, Did you see our pilot before boarding? I'm sure he'll take us straight up.
CATS LAND ON THEIR FEET -
MY FIRST CAR -
LES PAUL GOLDTOP -
B-52 FLYBY -
CHAOS THEORY -
SWAT TEAMS - Ain't what they used to be
FLYING SHARKS -
FLYING FAT CHICKS -
Bonnets are Badass -
RESEARCH - Why waste brainpower on science when you can just pray the bad things away?
CAN'T FLY -
KAMIKAZE BEARS - Now, we're really, REALLY fucked.
SUPER POWERS - Joey learned earlier that gravity was no match for him
FLYING CATS - If you have to take the kids on a trip, do it on acid.
GOOD PARENTING - The secret is to get your priorities in order.
WHEN PIGS FLY -
NATURE IS THE BEST ARTIST -
THEY'RE NICE THAT WAY -
SPECIALMAN - The generic SuperHero! Faster than something that's really fast! Leaps tall things with relative ease! Not a flying toy!
NEW AMBULANCE EQUIPMENT - The Frequent Flyer Wheel. It saves time and frustration on patient assessment .
PRUDENCE - Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.
FLY PORN - Oh yeah, say it, say it!! CALL ME LORD OF THE FLIES!!! SAY IT!!!
FREEDOM - "I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery~
ANGRY BIRDS - I guess the emu misunderstood the term 'fight or flight'
THERE MAY ONLY BE 6 - BUT THIS IS A PERFECT 10 and doesn't get any better at all.
DIVISION OF LABOR - One Out Of Five Workers Only Care For The Winged Ants
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY - This guy has been listening to R Kelly way too much
DRONES - The first step towards Cyberdyne's creation of the Terminators.
EDMOND HONDA - Greatest sumo wrestler in the world
DAMN! - That "Super Matador" from Krypton takes all the fun out of Bullfighting!
LIMITATIONS - Stairs are no longer an issue, actually.
TO A CHILD -
A LONG TIME AGO -
ALTITUDE - When You Need A Lift, Who Are You Gonna Call? Airman
SHORT PLANE -
Flying on instruments -
PEOPLE WHO LOVE SAUSAGE - and people who believe in justice, should never watch either of them being made... But this is just frikkin' awesome!
FLYING BULL -
FLYING CATS - Fluffles initial attempt at flight..... not a major success
LEVITATION - Only in the army.
A RECORD THAT CAN'T BE BROKEN -
Morticia Addams -
F22 RAPTOR REFUELING -
WE'VE COME A LONG WAY. -
TSA - we take your right to fly seriously!
SPORT IN HEAVEN -
FLY LIKE A BUTTERFLY -
FOR THE LAST TIME - RedBull does not give you wings so stop trying to fly
THE JURY IS IN... - It has been determined that flies do NOT have balls.
THE FLYERS - "HELP US OBI WAN, YOUR OUR ONLY HOPE"
THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Some People Pray At Their Dinner Table, Other People Pray To Their Dinner Table.
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